You monopolize your friend's time. You are so jealous of them spending time with anyone else or doing anything that does not involve you that you've even started telling their other friends that the person in question was talking shit about them, and may or may not have been joking or sabotaging their efforts to become gainfully employed.
Are you simply kind of needy and a devoted person?
Or are you a FUCKING PSYCHO?


I love the dude. I really do.
But if he doesn't knock off his crap, he's getting dropped dropped dropped.
I can't afford friends like that.