But I need a big strong man to come over here and help me dismantle this couch (no screws, they're rivets... I'm trying to use a fucking crowbar to pry them out) and then help me get it down the stairs and down the driveway (it's a long driveway) to the curb.
My biceps are sort of... *quivering*... I guess the rivets weren't as loose and fucked up as I thought.
I'm about to go get a drill and drill them out and I'll just deal with the metal shavings all over the place.
I just want some manly man to come over here, insist he'll do it, and treat me like a weak and frail creature who can't do anything.
That would just *rock*