A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

270 cal smartones veggie sandwich.
50 cal per cup coffee + cream+sugar (4 cups)
200 cal 1 cup egg noodles
35 cal 1 pat butter.

705 calories today. I'm consuming less on average than most of the chicks in that fucking anorexia community. And yet I've still got a boutious glorious ass and hips.
Maybe it's the worry that they're going to gain weight that keeps them so greyhound thin.

(and I get 300 crazy points for actually looking up the calorie counts..)
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