A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
maddening

This drug commercial I saw...

Done in a "this is the house that jack built" manner...
This is Stacy. This is the dime bag that Stacy bought. This is the dealer who sold the dime bag to Stacy. This is the supplier who supplied the weed the to the dealer who sold the dime bag that stacy bought. This is the five year old who was hit with a stray bullet from the gun of the supplier and was paralyzed for life.
Drug money supports bad things.

Which to me wasn't an anti-drug ad, but a pro-legalization ad. If it weren't illegal, there wouldn't be a black market on it. Then there would be no need for criminal elements involved in it at all. And then there would be no guns with bullets to stray off and paralyze fictional 5 five year olds in anti-drug ads.

And all of you must drive down here to my store and purchase all of the Endless Sun 'super dark' self tanning lotion that I've moved from one end cap to another all week long. It's good for you. Buy some. It smells like coconuts.
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