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I found out today that a guy I work with is dating a chick I thought was dating another girl in the store.
Apparently my orientation/relationship radar is all out of wack.
No shocker there.
Married men flirt with me while their wives look on oblivious and their kids scream for candy. And I nonchalantly scruitinze the women buying 4 packs of douche (just for the ladies: don't use that stuff. It actually CAUSES more problems than it fixes. If you find yourself stinking up the place, go to the doctor. Douche will only make it worse and probably cause you a string of yeast infections to boot) and multiple tubes of vagisil.
Boyfriends and girlfriends who come through the lines together, their annoyance with each other, their eye rolling and snotty comments. I watch as the items float past... makeup, underwear, bras, beauty products, nail polish. And I watch at the boyfriend pays without question.
(I remember shopping with Jason and having a lil fight at the checkouts when he'd want to pay for my stuff and I'd insist that he was not allowed. Apparently that's uncommon)

The guy today who flipped down a box of Magnum condoms and then winked at me.
That was priceless.

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greyyguy
Oct. 14th, 2002 07:52 pm (UTC)
the last one reminded me of a friend of mine in college. Her family was very religious. Her mother was a cashier. She told me that she always made sure to tell every customer to have a nice day, except those that are buying condoms.

I thought that was pretty funny :)
mjfgates
Oct. 15th, 2002 02:35 pm (UTC)
People who are buying condoms don't need to be told to have a nice day.
greyyguy
Oct. 15th, 2002 03:49 pm (UTC)
Re:
That's what I said too. my friend didn't find it amusing though.
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