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May. 28th, 2001

Me: I mean .. you say she won't talk to you .. how do you know until you exhaust your options..
and most people wouldn't think to write a letter.. it'll suprise her
Jared: Thats true.
Jared: Should I send a picture of my penis with the letter?
Me: hmm.. maybe if she responds...
Jared: Ok.
Me: but for god's sake... don't DRAW anything on the penis
Me: and no funny little hats
Jared: Really? Dang.
Me: yeah, you're going for sincere...
nothing is less sincere than a penis in a disguise.

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maddening
May. 28th, 2001 12:35 pm (UTC)
Re: I beg to disagree.
but what are its *intentions*.. that's the thing...
No penis with anything but the most nefarious of goals could stay perky and pert during a dressing of that nature.
EEEEEEEEEVVIL PENII can stay erect.

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