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I don't want coffee. I might want another cigarette, but that's five already this hour and that's probably too many. I want a phone call from Mike telling me that he's not angry anymore. I want a phone call from Cheryl so I can reaffirm the fact that yes, she is indeed an obnoxious cunt.
I want a phone call from Mr. Questions just so I can keep fooling myself into thinking he cares.
I want to read this disinfo book without actually having to read it. I want my sister to stop being so.... normal all the time. I want her to divorce her husband and rent a crappy townhouse near the strip with me and my friend David so we can drink every night and we can teach her how to take bong hits. I want my mother to quit walking up and reading over my shoulder. I want my father to pop out of existence with a lil puff of smoke and some lil imp to run on after him and throw some glitter in the air with a giggle.
Oooooh... maaaaaaaaaaaaagic.
My sister says the resume looks good.
My mom says I look very tired.
My dad says I need to get my shit together and quit being a leech.

I say I want another cigarette.


( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
May. 29th, 2001 08:09 pm (UTC)
All Hail The Queen!
Sorry people suck so much. But, you're Queen Crackhead, soon your reign will prove to be the answer to your problems.

The dawn of the era of the crackheads is nearly upon us.

As a loyal crackhead minion, I shall beat the ass of all poopie heads... on command of course.

Because I do what I'm told.
May. 29th, 2001 10:05 pm (UTC)
Re: All Hail The Queen!
YOU are a strange lil man with odd icons that remind me of tweak and a high pitched giggle when you get sleepy and I say something in crackhead.

But yes, you follow orders well.

and you cook too!
May. 30th, 2001 08:17 am (UTC)
Re: All Hail The Queen!
Actually, his icon reminds me of the evil painting in Ghostbusters II.
Then again, that's just me.
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