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Dec. 28th, 2002

I'm searching now for a shirt that says "I (heart) Cock"
Because I'm easily influenced and also unoriginal. heh.

My heart sort of.. hurts tonight. It's always feast or famine, and I tend to lay my table with all the things that will only make me sick.
I'd rather just starve.

I'm in a severely melancholic mood. I either need a good cry, or a good laugh. And maybe a little more reading of Invisible Monsters.
"We're all self composting"
"We are God's television"
jump to me watching the Simpsons, catching up on things I didn't know I'd missed.

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subbes
Dec. 28th, 2002 07:40 pm (UTC)
I believe making one of those yourself would be hella cheap. Screenprinting is something I must learn to do.
maddening
Dec. 29th, 2002 09:41 am (UTC)
I've done screenprinting before, but I don't have the time for it, really.
heh, not to do it well, anyway.

I've also gone the indelible-marker route before as well. And while effective, I just wanted a neat lil design on a babydoll T.
Aaaand that's what I found.

ttocsland
Dec. 28th, 2002 08:15 pm (UTC)
hey - sorry for the disappearing act...
'things I didn't know I missed' - hey that describes scott thinking you had signed off the chat room and me bailing with a closing of the window. No - really - there was a "i'm audi to fix my AOL" and I'm all - oh, ok. ciao. and then my freshly cleaned girl of happiness says "so - you left holly all alone" and I'm like - NO.....

sorry girl. did not mean to bail on you - was enjoying the conversation. really. but my first time chatting, so I'm kinda clutzy!

do hope you find the true inner meaning of happiness that is The Simpsons -
http://www.speaktomecatalog.com/cgi-bin/Shopper.exe?preadd=action&key=SIMOPN

yay!!!
ciao,
s.
maddening
Dec. 29th, 2002 09:47 am (UTC)
Re: hey - sorry for the disappearing act...
It was that Hound guy who had been fixing his aol.
It's alright. I figured it was a boo boo or the tv had blown up or something.


up until a few years ago, I'd never seen a full episode of the Simpsons. Then I saw the Mr. Sparkle episode like... 4 times in a row. So I've just decided that I'll start at the beginning.

starchy
Dec. 28th, 2002 08:55 pm (UTC)
Hmm... Howsabout a shirt that says, "I am heterosexual, and I enjoy intercourse"?
frobisher
Dec. 28th, 2002 09:49 pm (UTC)
I've always been fond of the one that says "Let The Fucking Begin!".
maddening
Dec. 29th, 2002 09:52 am (UTC)
Yes, that would work as well, and probably be less immediately provocative or offensive.

So you see why I want the cock shirt.

(already found and ordered one, by the way. Somedays the internet is a good good thing)
brittany741
Dec. 29th, 2002 11:54 am (UTC)
Send a link! I could add that to my collection. I have a shirt that says "Fuck You, You Fuck" in rhinestones. I have worn it once.. my work would be non-appreciative I believe.

Brittany
maddening
Dec. 29th, 2002 01:47 pm (UTC)
Cockalicious Goodness

The sick thing is.. it sort of looks like the picture on Karl's now infamous packet of Cock Flavored Soup.
akadashi
Dec. 29th, 2002 02:21 pm (UTC)
You're imagining things.









And you're dirty.
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