A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
maddening

Things I'm happy I've never done:

Been a guest on the Montel Williams show.
Sung "I touch myself" at a Karioke bar.
Called a psychic hotline.
Shaved parts of my head.
Gotten my nose pierced.
Adopted a 'goth' name.
Bought mint flavored condoms.
Read any book with Fabio or his likeness on the cover.
Overdrawn my bank account

I'm a little upset.
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