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OOOH the giggling.

I got dragged shopping. My mother bought just about everything that I even INTIMATED that I liked so I just stopped looking at anything.
guilt guilt guilt.

I got my "I *heart* cock" shirt the other day. Good stuff.

I'm rooting for the deaths of the main characters in this R.L. Stein book much the same way I rooted for the pain PAIN PAIN of Catherine in Wuthering Heights. Becuase she was a cunt. And she got what she deserved. I never understood why that was a tragic love story. Rich little bitch tortures shy ne'er to well throughout childhood. Then falls in love with him. Then, about the time she convinces him that she *isn't* going to torture him more and he vocalizes the love he's been helplessly in the grasp of his entire life, she marries for money and lives right down the road, the shadow of her grand house falling over Heathcliff's humble shack every day of his life.
Then she dies.
And she fucking deserved it. Cept with more pain. And maybe lasers.

Can someone please put a bullet in Eminem's head? Please? He's just Marshall Mathers and he's cleaning out his closet. And apparently, he's sorry about it, momma.

I cannot get the new Missy Elliot song out of my head.

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
{*"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" - backwards 2X*}
If you got a big [elephant], let me search ya
To find out how hard I gotta work ya
{*"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" - backwards 2X*}

I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the pussy on ya like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don't ya
See my ass and my lips, don't ya
Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya
This be the beat that goes ba ta ta
ba ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know ya

Repeat Chorus

If you a fly gal get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Let's get drunk, that's gon' bring us closer
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster
See the Belvedere playin' tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a bitch that's even better
I make you hot as Las Vegas weather
Listen up close while I take it backwards
(Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards) [backwards]
I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want
I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my ass go bum-bum-bum-bum
Keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
And think you can handle this gadong-a-dong-dong
Take my thong off and my ass go vroom
Cut the lights off so you see what I could do

Repeat Chorus:

Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
Girl, girl, get that cash
If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your ass
Ain't no shame, ladies do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of the game
Just 'cause I got a lot of fame supa
Prince couldn't get me change my name papa
Kunta Kinte a slave again, no sir
Picture black sayin', "Oh, yes a master"
Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor
Minnie Me and Big Ren can out last ya
Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya
When I come out you won't even matter
Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
So you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Give you some-some-some of this Cinnabun

Yep. Lovely interlude.

And I bought UHF on DVD today. For 9 bucks. ::nods:: That's the ONLY reason it was purchased. Everything else is just going onto a list and hopefully by the time I can afford to buy some of them, they'll still be around.


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Jan. 9th, 2003 07:49 pm (UTC)
Until I realized they were two separate events, I was thinking that your mother bought you the "I *heart* cock" shirt. I was thinking that is a cool mom :)
Jan. 10th, 2003 02:16 am (UTC)
now, she *is* a cool mom... but regarding the cock shirt, she just turned bright red and shook her head at me.

and really, that was pretty cool too.

Jan. 9th, 2003 07:58 pm (UTC)

You like, logged off before I could say hi. SO, hiya!
Jan. 9th, 2003 10:19 pm (UTC)
9 BUCKS?!?!?
Dammit! I spent 70 bucks on the VHS about 4 years ago and that was the best price that I could find at the time after weeks of searching... I didn't even get to keep it! I gave it to my sister for Christmas!


I think that I would like to meet this Missy Elliot...
Jan. 10th, 2003 02:22 am (UTC)
Re: 9 BUCKS?!?!?
The VHS was a pain in the ASS to find. I remember looking for it as well. At the time it was released, there wasn't a big market for the weird lil cult films like that and Orion didn't put the cash into the movie to up the distribution of the VHS.
However, DVDs are cheaper to make and there's ALWAYS a market for a DVD. The store I work at just got in as a newly carried item Father Goose, of all things.
And we *stopped* carrying Buckaroo Bonzai, on dvd (still have it on vhs for $4), but we're still getting in new supply of Purple Rain, which hasn't sold a SINGLE copy.

It's just weird wacky stuff, man.

And the Missy song really has to be heard to do it justice. It's just damned catchy. And Dirty.

Jan. 10th, 2003 09:04 am (UTC)
confession: i too have been addicted to the missy song & am delighted you posted the lyrics which i meant to find on my own time, sometime !!
Jan. 13th, 2003 11:11 pm (UTC)
Re: 9 BUCKS?!?!?
I think there's a certain DVD that I'll be purchasing, then (along with Buckaroo Bonzai).

I'll search for this Missy and sample her dirt.

Jan. 10th, 2003 10:28 am (UTC)
Wuthering Heights = yeah, basically, but at least we got a cool Kate Bush song out of it

Eminem = do I really have to say? ;)

Missy = catchy indeed. Been in my head for weeks since Oscar started singing it around Steve and Lex's place. I always slow it down and change the beat for some reason, but then just about everything that comes in through my ears gets remixed somehow. Interesting video... uh... I guess.

"You're a lucky little boy! You get to drink from the fire hose!"
Jan. 10th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)
I always end up getting that Michael Penn song stuck in my head when I think of Wuthering Heights.
You know the one I mean.

I've just been inundated with the eminem lately. Everytime I hear anything even *vaguely* attached to popular music (you know, when I'm not playing something I have on CD or something I downloaded from your server) it's all eminem this week.

I've discovered today that if you mention UHF to someone they'll either say " that was a really bad movie," "WHEEL OF FISH!," "YOU SO STUPID," "I don't know what that is."

Jan. 10th, 2003 04:48 pm (UTC)
I usually go with "Supplies!!!"
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