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I'm eating pho.
The guy at the pho place blushed when I asked for cock sauce.
Apparently, I just *thought* that that's what everyone calls it.


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Jan. 29th, 2003 01:11 pm (UTC)
I was just reading thru your journal and thought I would say hi. I am rather new here but I admire the way you can put the thoughts from your head into the computer. Just wanted to let you know that your an insperation to me and hopefully someday I will learn to open up and be able to let the words flow like you do. Thanks, Mike
Jan. 29th, 2003 02:38 pm (UTC)
ya know... I thought maybe you were just someone who was kind of an asshole, making a joke with your nasty, deformed penis icon, given my post.
Then I went and read your journal.
And I'm even more disturbed by the fact that you aren't. You're serious. That's your ill-concieved lil twanger in that icon and you honestly feel all touchy feely, open and good about it.

I'm an almost *frighteningly* open minded, forgiving, and accepting person.
But that is just putrid and disgusting and I feel *sullied*.


Jan. 29th, 2003 04:11 pm (UTC)
there is simply nothing interesting about a picture of a penis. nothing. (and i would like to point out that i am rampantly heterosexual, so i have nothing against them.) i just don't particularly think a picture of a penis is especially interesting to anyone except its owner. it isn't even a censorship issue.

this reminds me of a passage in sylvia plath's "the bell jar." in it, she notes the first time that she ever saw a penis, live, up close, and personal. she described it as looking like "a chicken gizzard."

maybe it just needs better lighting ;-)
Jan. 29th, 2003 04:43 pm (UTC)
when I first saw this... I felt sort of... violated. heh, his comment, not yours.
Then I started to see the absurdity.

And I actually like the way that certain penises look. I agree with robert mapplethorpe in thinking that they can be a beautiful piece of the body, just like any other piece.

But that's one weird gaddamned penis.
Jan. 29th, 2003 06:29 pm (UTC)
I was personally trying to figure how it could be a trick of the photograph, that it might not be what it seems. My first guess was turkey neck, given the texture.
Jan. 29th, 2003 01:32 pm (UTC)
If I wasn't in such a miserable state I'd be laughing my ass off right now (regarding comments that is), especially after your recent "how do these people find me?" post. And you thought the vapid narcissists were bad.

I still think I have the cooler icon, though.
Jan. 29th, 2003 04:05 pm (UTC)
oh yeah, karly-warly. this should cheer you up. your cock flavoured soup is on sale at giant this week. pick some up ;-) sned some to holly. it'll be a treat.
Jan. 29th, 2003 04:36 pm (UTC)
We don't have giants down here anymore.
And I've LOOKED for that cock soup.

For some reason you can buy canned calves brains in coddled milk, but no cock soup.
Jan. 30th, 2003 07:27 am (UTC)
Can you buy pork brains? I've been looking for a can of Hormel pork brains for a long time; it would go perfectly with the potted meat food product I keep on my monitor.
Jan. 29th, 2003 02:54 pm (UTC)
Pho... the ultimate hangover remedy.
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