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Courtesy of Karl:
http://www.webdesignlab.co.uk/niksthings/masking.html

Props to Alicia:
Months ago you mentioned that the gilette venus razor was the best thing ever. Due to leaving behind a razor on my last trip north (sorry bout that, Karl. You can throw that away), I was in dire need of one. DIRE NEED of one. I haven't had a leg shave in almost 2 weeks and with the wintery dry skin.. it wasn't pleasant.
Anyway, I bought one of these razors today. It really IS the best razor ever ever.
I was just shocked.
I think everyone should go buy one of these and go shave stuff.

Shout out to my idiosyncracies:
It's been brought to my attention before, but it bears pointing out that I tend to shed things. I leave coats, razors, socks, jewelry, pens, stuffed animals, articles of clothing... nipple rings... in my wake.
Dunno why this happens, but even if it's just something I've moved in the room I tend to leave my print on a place. While that's interesting in a psychic impression sort of way, it's bad news if I ever become a ninja.


on a totally different note, em-oh-en-kay-ee-why.
you know what I mean.
Don't pretend ya don't.

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piromonk
Jan. 30th, 2003 03:35 pm (UTC)
mach 3 is venus for boys.
marketing is wack.
maddening
Jan. 30th, 2003 04:59 pm (UTC)
mmkay. I'll trade you my venus for your mach3 then.
mjfgates
Jan. 30th, 2003 04:31 pm (UTC)
You'd just have to leave your prints in the CEILING-HIGH SPLASHES OF THE BLOOD OF YOUR FOES, then. All very proper, very ninj.

On a different note, ooh ooh ooh ee ee ooh AHH ARHRHH AAHARRHRRR!!!!
maddening
Jan. 30th, 2003 05:01 pm (UTC)
I was thinking more the... leaving a trail that points to my whereabouts thing.
akadashi
Jan. 30th, 2003 09:58 pm (UTC)
Did you know?

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
maddening
Jan. 31st, 2003 02:13 am (UTC)
I was looking for that the other day and couldn't remember the site.
Yaaaaaaay for Karl.
And yay for Ninjas too.
akadashi
Jan. 30th, 2003 09:59 pm (UTC)
What the fuck are you talking about??

Crazy bitch. I mean not crazy like the "you crazy bitch!" in the Jaan Pehechaan Ho music video, but still.





Crazy bitch.
maddening
Jan. 31st, 2003 02:27 am (UTC)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I'm really susceptible to music implantation in the mornings before work.
So really, you did me in right there, guy on the left.

'let me see your father's mangina, ma honey...'

Oooh today will be interesting.
hehehe


oh, and the print I left on your place has more to do with what I took than what I left.
You didn't that stuff anyway, I'm sure.
And the scar will eventually fade.
Just keep hydrated.
akadashi
Jan. 31st, 2003 04:42 pm (UTC)
Uhm.

That last part?

Uhm. See my previous comment. ;)
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