A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

My father is watching Riverdance.
he really loves Riverdance.
Riverdance makes me want to do vile and unspeakable things to anyone wearing tap shoes.

Earlier I had to shut my bedroom door because I just couldn't take him pontificating on the state of the world anymore.
"I said it then and I'll say it now. They should have just said 'screw you' to the UN and let Schwartzkopf do his thing 10 years ago. Just take OUT that son of a bitch. Take that GADDAMNED son of a bitch OUT.... " and on and on.
Then I realized I could still hear him so on went the headphones.

I came down to check my mail (ha!) and see how this download was going (downloading some Blackalicious and then if my connection holds some Deltron3030) and he's got Riverdance on again.

I'm just not willing to accept that this blob of everything that disgusts me is responsible for half of my genetic material.
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