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"Teach me to read?"

Yo friends, check this out.
Roscoe's the name and they call me the king
Grandmaster of the chicken and the waffle thing
Now read my lips and, friends, don't miss a word
'Cause the grangmaster's gonna give you the bird.

--Come to Roscoe's for delicious food.
We got the fuel for your attitude.--

Now I'm the baddest D.J. on the fast food scene
And my food's so cheap, you'll lick your plate clean
When I throw down, the ladies all beg,
"Roscoe, let me taste your chicken leg."
C'mon fly girls, and wiggle them there bottoms
"Waffles just pancakes with little squares on 'em"

Now when you salivate and hear Pavlov's bell
Don't go to no place where they serve you ill
Roscoe's, that's the place to be
Just like you see it on the T.V.

C'mon all you homeboys and bring your freaks down
And toss them chicken and waffles around
You may be ugly or smell real funny
My store don't care, 'cause it saves you cash money

--Come to Roscoe's for delicious food
We got the fuel for your attitude
We got the best waffles and cluck
And you get good value for your buck--

I'm convinced that me and Karl are the only people who know of the existence of this movie.


( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 21st, 2003 11:26 pm (UTC)
you got some 'splainin to do, Lucy

Mar. 22nd, 2003 07:42 am (UTC)
Re: huh?
If you knew the movie, you'd know that song.
Well, I would hope anyway. It *is* memorable.

Mar. 23rd, 2003 05:29 pm (UTC)
Re: huh?
I will search for these "Tapeheads"
Mar. 23rd, 2003 06:49 pm (UTC)
Re: huh?
I will search for these "Tapeheads"
Mar. 22nd, 2003 09:05 am (UTC)
I recommended it to one of the people who flew out from the west coast to observe Thursday's test. He wasn't flying back until the next day, and he was really cool (they both were, actually) so I bought him dinner at Pacific. And when I say "I", I of course mean Mi Trabajo.

Remember the wine guy? The other me? Well imagine another one, but a UI/Usability guy from Salt Lake City this time. And possibly more "me" but with slightly less swearing. And taller. Like 6'6" taller. But seriously - he digs the stream and everything, and not just until a contrasting style of music comes along. He even knew what synaesthesia was, though he doesn't have it himself (and wishes he did - heh). So anyhow, I told him about the movie and how I'd only seen it a few months ago (thanks to your intervention) and how it made me realize that my life had sucked up until that point for not having seen it. I compared it to a the way a long-overdue breakup of a bad relationship makes you go "OH MY GOD... why didn't I do this MONTHS AGO???" and he vowed to rent it immediately.

Anyhow, I meet someone who's unnervingly like myself, and most of the experience makes me think of you. Go figure. I will now recite the alphabet backwards in sign language with my eyes closed.
Mar. 22nd, 2003 09:29 am (UTC)
Skipping all the vowels. That part is important, as Brothers Against Drunk Driving will disqualify the testing without it, bebe.
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