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I am not so smart

No matter how many times you wash your hands... never ever try to put in your contacts *after* you've cut up a few onions and a few heads of garlic.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaah ...

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bightchee
Aug. 24th, 2003 10:16 am (UTC)
I have to say... rubbing your eyes after handling crushed red pepper is equally un-smart.
mjfgates
Aug. 24th, 2003 12:04 pm (UTC)
If I were a thoughtful sort, I might also note that it is unwise to play with sharp knives without your vision correction. Merlin's got this rather impressive healing scar from that.
maddening
Aug. 24th, 2003 07:57 pm (UTC)
well yeah .. but
Then again... I don't tend to play with sharp knives the way you do..

my sharp knife playing is usually confined to more the culinary sense...

kaeren
Aug. 27th, 2003 01:20 pm (UTC)
i learned this the "hard way" too
the smallest amount of cum in the eye hurts like nothing you've ever experienced before. probably onion^2
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