"How come when take what you want from a store, its called shoplifting...but if you take what you want from a person its called rape? I just want to shoplift some booty. I'd bring it back in the original packaging once I'm done with it. I promise."
WHAT THE FUCK What a disgusting prick. That in conjunction with the cavalcade of HNGs trying to be cute just made something pop in my brain. guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhross.