A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid


Uh hahnee, you shit down...I want to get for you yo rice...Oh...you no rike rice...what you want...I get for you...I do anyting fo you...Oh...I sho sorry I talk too much...I sorry..Me sorry... I woman...I risten to man...I live only to give man pleasure...to be exotic object. I be good wife fo you...I no speak Engrish...so I no talk much...No need to talk same ranguage to know ranguage of love.

Yeah right...You want exotic, erotic subservience go fuck yourself with an "oriental" vase.

I think one of the things that bugs me the most about the way most americans portray asian people (specifically Japanese) speaking english is the "L" and "R" mix up. I've honestly never heard a japanese person do that when speaking english. I'm sure it came from somewhere. I'm willing to say that maybe one of the far eastern accents tends to end up with the inversion, but it sure as hell isn't japanese. Anyone ever actually heard an asian person do the "L", "R" inversion? In person I mean, not in some movie or tv show. Japanese people don't do it, Filipinos don't do it, Koreans don't do it. I'm trying to think of any recent overhearings of Chinese people speaking english, but I can't.

Seriously, where the hell did that come from?
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