Yes, your neeed for total lawn perfection is clear, and I can appreciate wanting to present your home as a showplace, going out of your way to make sure it is not only nice but *beautiful*.
While I know that you must abhor having any dust, dirt, stray leaves, or other detritus (it's outside, dammit! It should be tidy!) on your sidewalk or driveway, if you ever end up running your leaf blower at 8:30 in the morning again I will fill its tank with sugar, burn your hedges, and write something interesting in borax on your lawn.
yuppie asshole.