AAARGH! DON'T SAY "BLING". Just don't fucking say it, stop doing it. It isn't cute, no one who might actually use that as a real and non-facetious slang word actually still uses it as such. It's DEAD. It's so dead that it's INSULTING to hear it coming from so many milquetoast white people. It stopped being funny. It will never be funny again. You are not going to revivie it.