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How the hell am I supposed to goof off if you people won't post anything?

Am I going to have to resort to the tawdry use of drugs and alcohol to get my jollies? When I am incredibly inebriated, singing, laughing and rolling on the ground just YOU remember that it was your utter selfishness that drove me to mix the green butter with the absinthe.



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Dec. 28th, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC)
Dec. 28th, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC)
Not you. You're on vacation. You are blameless in this hideous drive toward alcohol and depravity (unless you want the blame/credit)
Dec. 28th, 2004 07:39 pm (UTC)
wow, that must taste dreadful.

clearly, you need some of these:

also, i'm helplessly addicted to these games, especially floaters:
Dec. 28th, 2004 07:50 pm (UTC)
Honestly, just about anything (except lemon cookies) with the green butter is dreadful. The other night we just rolled some in a ball and swallowed it like a pill becuase no matter how much garlic and italian seasoning you put on the "buttered" garlic bread it is still a horrible "just choke it down" sort of experience.

But I'm sure I could find a use for a functional guillotine.

Dec. 28th, 2004 09:53 pm (UTC)
P.S. Baglicker.
Dec. 28th, 2004 10:20 pm (UTC)
Actually there's still a chunk in there my good man. An unctious nub green gooey love. It wants TO GET UP IN YA

You should go into work tomorrow fucking blitzed.

Dec. 28th, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC)
So long as you know how to share, I ain't posting a damn thing.
Dec. 28th, 2004 10:24 pm (UTC)
Karl ordered a gift for a friend and at the same time ordered some for us. I didn't realize that he'd ordered some for us, so I ordered some for him for a present.
2 bottles of this and 2 bottles of this are now on their way (in addition to two partials of older stuff and 4 bottles of chartreuse downstairs) so it's time to start doing more absinthe drinking.

If you were even close to mobile right now I'd DEMAND that you share. As it is, we'll just have to save some for ya.
Dec. 28th, 2004 10:32 pm (UTC)
I almost have some great memories of absinthe.
Dec. 28th, 2004 09:42 pm (UTC)
Post address to grrkin@yahoo.co.uk to recieve random thing.
Dec. 28th, 2004 09:44 pm (UTC)
asrggghhhhrghrgrhgrh grrkins I meant grrkins.

I can't even spell my own address.
Dec. 28th, 2004 10:26 pm (UTC)
!!!! Random thing! How did you know that I am a fan of random things?!

I hastily scribbled down your address the other day (okay, I copy and pasted it) just in case you thought better of it and took it down. I fully intend to begin sending you things so you need to let me know when that is no longer your address uh .. so I can stop sending things there.

Dec. 28th, 2004 09:52 pm (UTC)
The absinthe showed up?

Or are you spreading the leftover herbs from that bottle of King onto the last slice of kalamata olive sourdough?

Dec. 28th, 2004 10:29 pm (UTC)
not yet. But I've been in a mood today. It's been an tujone kinda mood so it put me in mind of it.
However A BILLION boxes were dropped off earlier.

Now I know why the neighbors dislike us. We're younger than them, we keep odd hours, we play bass thumpy music, there is often the sound of screams of incomparable horror eminating from the house, and we get deliveries with a frequency that makes us look like smugglers or the kind of people who build hydroponic growing fields in their basement.

Either that or they're just snooty fucking old rich white people who can't hang.
Dec. 29th, 2004 12:35 am (UTC)
Dec. 29th, 2004 04:21 pm (UTC)
See, if you lived here, none of that would make you worthy of suspicion.
Dec. 29th, 2004 06:45 pm (UTC)
This is true. And more than likely we wouldn't have to worry about things like making sure the lawn looks good enough for the neighbors or that we have the correct level of holiday spirit displayed in the form of lights hung just-so.

Dec. 30th, 2004 05:15 am (UTC)
What's a "lawn"?
Dec. 30th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
I think it's cute when people cry for attention. :)

No seriously, it is cute.
Dec. 30th, 2004 05:48 pm (UTC)
I think it's cute when people cry for attention by claiming again and again to have sinister undercover plans.
Cute or just lame... it teeters...

So... is your sinister plan "world domination through repeated and persistant dumbfuckery" or is that just a sideline you specialize in?

Yay! Another asshole on the Internet!
Dec. 30th, 2004 06:15 pm (UTC)

You're awesome. :) ... but I take it your not interested in joining.
Dec. 30th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC)
Ooh... you almost had me.
I could never join a plot that involved a ring leader who didn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Sorry!
Dec. 30th, 2004 08:11 pm (UTC)
You're assuming I'm telling the truth and trying to look smart. I like it. :)
Dec. 30th, 2004 08:26 pm (UTC)
Oh no! Are you messing with my head?! EVIL GENIUS AT WORK!
Dec. 30th, 2004 08:29 pm (UTC)
No I'm not smart enough. I use small words and bad grammer and can't spell and am just a pseudo-intellectual pretentious attention wannabe-emo whore. :)

PS- But in all seriousness, you're awesome!
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