A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
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Mummy's Blocked the Lav Again

Mummy's blocked the lav again:
She only does it now and then,
When she gets "just slightly tight",
Then cooks and cooks all through the night,
Her eyes filled with arcane delight-
Her micro filled with Ken.


Ken, Ken, poor old Ken,
Just like all her other men
Grew rather boring when alive,
So, goodbye, Daddy 25.



Bigger bits go down the drain,
The cat enjoys the coddled brain,
Some bits Mummy likes to save,
But some parts get a "wat'ry grave":
Now from the lav his fingers wave
As on the flush we strain.


Ken, Ken, poor old Ken,
Just like all her other men
Most goes down, but some bits stick-
Now, who'll be Daddy 26?"



-John Grant
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