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Mummy's Blocked the Lav Again

Mummy's blocked the lav again:
She only does it now and then,
When she gets "just slightly tight",
Then cooks and cooks all through the night,
Her eyes filled with arcane delight-
Her micro filled with Ken.


Ken, Ken, poor old Ken,
Just like all her other men
Grew rather boring when alive,
So, goodbye, Daddy 25.



Bigger bits go down the drain,
The cat enjoys the coddled brain,
Some bits Mummy likes to save,
But some parts get a "wat'ry grave":
Now from the lav his fingers wave
As on the flush we strain.


Ken, Ken, poor old Ken,
Just like all her other men
Most goes down, but some bits stick-
Now, who'll be Daddy 26?"



-John Grant

Comments

bightchee
Jun. 11th, 2001 12:30 pm (UTC)
Re: D'oh...
Kira was telling me her ex (the one that beat her all the time) and Cori had been talking about hooking up.
I told Kira that even he doesn't deserve to have to put up with her, but it might be nice for her to actually have some perspective on just how bad she thought her relationship with me was.
maddening
Jun. 11th, 2001 01:00 pm (UTC)
Re: D'oh...
Can I just ask....
Is Kira just.. well... stupid?


Why why why why does she persist in getting into and staying in relationships with men who treat her like petrified poo?
It's just over and over and over with her.
I used to think that she was just overreacting, melodramatic... but it seems she's being truthful.
But, she hasn't presented as a total idiot... so is she just suffering from that whole battered woman syndrome? Where she HAS to be subjugated and controlled just to feel okay or what?


Don't wish a batterer on anyone, dude.
Cori may well be an incredibly manipulative ass, but she doesn't deserve to be beaten for it.
But she DOES deserve urine in her shampoo.
bightchee
Jun. 11th, 2001 01:29 pm (UTC)
Re: D'oh...
Voon.
maddening
Jun. 11th, 2001 01:42 pm (UTC)
Re: D'oh...
Uhm.. thanks for the succinct reply.
bleh.
bightchee
Jun. 11th, 2001 02:47 pm (UTC)
Re: D'oh...
Well, what else were you expecting? I agree with you.

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