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Never ever ever hyphenate your name when you get married. It looks like ass. ALWAYS. There is no such thing as a good hypenated name combination. Only comical ones.

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subbes
Mar. 17th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
But it would be four-syllabled ass.
maddening
Mar. 17th, 2005 01:38 pm (UTC)
the combinations I've seen recently are just killing me. Gagalski-Joiner, Alafoginis-Vedder, O'Neill-Peskie, etc.
skreidle
Mar. 17th, 2005 03:14 am (UTC)
You mean like Delong-Woodcock, a first- or second-degree friend of Merissa?
maddening
Mar. 17th, 2005 01:35 pm (UTC)
That sound like an urban legend name. Like Heywood Jablome.

And you know someone named Merissa? Spelled that way? That's... amazing.
mjfgates
Mar. 18th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC)
I've got a "Marissa" working for me-- is that more or less amazing? (
maddening
Mar. 18th, 2005 01:16 pm (UTC)
less. Marissa is (a bad name anyway) but the more common spelling. Spelling it Merissa makes it look like Engrish for Melissa (and in my head, sound that way too).
mjfgates
Mar. 18th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
*snif* I am unloved...
maddening
Mar. 18th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
so you mean to tell me that your wife's name is a type of falcon and then ... "falcon" as a last name?

Or are you the Falcon and she's the Gates?

I never really thought of your name as hyphenated. I guess I always just thought you had a lot of names.
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