I like this. Becuase it says "Soul-rending"

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In July, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I recruited frobisher as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I exposed midn1te to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (355 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
maddening