HE VACCUMED THE LEAVES.
He must hate us so much. I haven't raked a single leaf from the autumn. There are lots of fallen twigs in the yard. Brush, etc.
I feel that I am providing the neighbors a service. I am giving every single one of those rich, white, waspy, retired fuck-os something to look down on. They don't even have to search for something to feel superior to. They just need to swivel their eyes to the end of the street and immediately get the puff of haughty they need to get through their pathetic day.
When you find yourself with enough time on your hands to VACUUM THE BUSHES in front of your house just take a gun and kill yourself. You have too much time, you are only contributing to the heat death of the universe at this point.