A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

This page comparing still (without real context) of Pi, Fight Club, and American Beauty might just be the dumbest fucking thing I've seen today.

And I've been reading IMDB, Editing comments from my last study, and watching movie trailers for things that star jennifer Aniston so I'm not exactly wallowing in the smart end of the pool.

"they're both on public transportation". OH MY GOD, NO WAY. In a major metropolitan area they BOTH ENDED UP ON A FORM OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT. FUCKING STUNNING. IT HAS TO Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean something.

Pi (and every other movie by Aronofsky) is such utter SHIT. Every 15 year old thinks they're Tyler fucking Durden (it's the movie that made insomnia "cool", bless their little faker hearts) and American Beauty went from "hey that's neat" to being just another movie run into the ground by a public awed and amazed when someone manages to produce a movie that stands out even a HAIR from the rest of the pack.

pseudo-intellectual twats who try to find deeper meaning in a movie about math that isn't ACTUALLY ABOUT MATH AT ALL, shot in black and white for that "artsy" look, dark grain, high contrast, intelligence insulting bullshit. How does this guy keep getting films? Why do so many people think Requim For a Dream is such an incredible film? Is it just that people have never known anyone who was ACTUALLY a junky or was it the Jared Leto factor?

OH MY GOD... Jared Leto was in Requim for a Dream AND in Fight Club! And... holy shit! Fincher who directed Fight Club also directed Panic Room, another Jared Leto movie. Make a page! Quick!
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