A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid
maddening

When you reach a certain level of inebriation there are certain things that make perfect sense and that later, on reflection, are probably just signs of how incredibly messed up you were.

My previous standard was insisting that Karl post "an unholy fusion of dog and gramaphone" becuase it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my life.

I think that it might have been trumped with "If I had a time machine..."
Any time you are inebriated to a point where it makes perfect sense to start a sentence with "Hey, if I had a time machine..." and then proceed to lay out a detailed plan of exactly what you would do with that time machine... you should hope that you're also so inebriated that you (or your loved ones) don't remember it. I'm not... ya know.. naming names or anything.

Just...

Yeah.
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