A Non-Newtonian Fluid (maddening) wrote,
A Non-Newtonian Fluid

I don't really know why. So don't ask... but I loaded up Paris Hilton's album. And the only thing the first track (Turn it up) has going for it is a decently thumpy bass line. And she mentions the piece of shit talentless producer (Scott Storch) TWICE randomly in the song. I didn't really listen to the lyrics. She's saying something in a breathy little girl voice. Probably asking someone to fuck her. Who knows.

The second track features talentless fucks Fat Joe and Jadakiss and it's called "Fightin' Over Me". I skipped that one. I've heard people mention "Stars Are Blind" (guess it was a single) so I actually listened to that one and it's uh ... reggae-ish I guess. She doesn't mind hanging out with this guy because he doesn't treat her like all the others. "Even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby I'll show you mine. I can make it nice and naughty, be the devil and angel too. Got a heart and soul and body Let's see what this love can do Maybe I'm perfect for you"

Way to break out of that "dumb whore" image.

The "Jealousy" song would actually be good with a thicker production/ rearrangement and a heavier filter on her voice to get rid of the airy hiss. I've heard a lot of club tracks that easily have come originally from something as .. thin... as this.

I know what she was going for on this whole thing she just hardcore missed the mark. Wrong producers, wrong song writers, and a voice that's just airy without being interesting. What kills me is that on Rhapsody this is under "Pop" and then "Teen Beat" along with Lindsay Lohan and HAHAH - Gwen Stefani.

I heard a Lindsay Lohan song in the store the other day and I honestly thought it was from a Disney movie or something until Karl told me otherwise.

I just way over analyzed a pop star album.

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