I scrolled through my friends list and... in my trash gossip community (well done, high standard trash gossip... uh ... as the standards there go, really) I saw Gogol Bordello mentioned in a post. Okay ... that's odd enough. But then:
I obviously had a stroke this morning and am actually passed out on the floor of the bathroom, drooling, twitching, lost to the world. That's the only possible explanation.
