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This guy's reviews fascinate me.

Apparently just about everything he reviews (outside of Shirley Temple movies and Buster Keaton) has a pervasive, gross "leftist agenda". A movie about Pablo Neruda... a communist (and judging by the quotes around his name in the review, someone the reviewer thinks is fictional)... is only good because the lefties in the US media love communism. If the movie had included any voices of opposition they would have hated it.

Those crazy lefties!

Apparently a lot of movies are screamingly anti-god, anti-christian, and just unfairly "mean" to the clergy. I had no idea. But man am I glad this kind soul is here to open my eyes.

Thank god there are pages and pages of reviews from him. When something is this entertaining a certain volume of it is always appreciated.

It would be neat to see what he thought about something that actually meant something instead of his many reviews of batman and robin cartoons. some of the movies he reviews are actually really good. Most of them are just very odd choices for someone who claims that someone in character in a movie saying something negative like "God doesn't answer prayers" is the writer's "atheist agenda" shining through.


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Jan. 13th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
Since I lost the link to christian videogame reviews (which used a series of strict criteria to judge games) my trusted review site of choice has to be the stormfront movie forum.

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/forumdisplay.php/movie-reviews-101.html (warning: stormfront is a white pride organisation)

Land of the dead
"I wasn't offended that the first smart zombie was black. Realistically, that's how it'd go. A white who has the IQ of a black, is considered mentally retarded. But for blacks, that's normal. If you grabbed all the 70 IQ whites in a city, and all the 70 IQ blacks, I'd guarantee the blacks would function better. They would function as depraved criminals like always, but that is nonetheless a function. Likewise, the white zombies would be stumbling around, drooling and going Durrrr while the black zombies would be forming crude schemes to Kill Whitey."

I think this review is more entertaining than Land of the dead was. It's also got one for that Jeremy Irons Lolita remake.
Jan. 13th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
I love the stormfront reviews.
about Lolita (62): "Sue Lyon (the Lolita character) later married a negroid football coach. Hollywood ate her brain, if she ever had one."

And the review of Superbad ("too jewish" is the overall comment) lead me to this: http://www.inminds.co.uk/boycott-brands.html

And I never had the christian video games reviews but I had the movie reviews...
CapAlert with its great great graphs and graphics:

Jan. 13th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
It took me five minutes to find the reviews on that site. Navigation wise it's like a bizarre christian version of one of those old Top 100 warez sites.

I will be applying the WISDOM system to all future films I watch.
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