Chriskolak: So, wanna have my children
Me: maybe.. what's your 401k plan?
Chriskolak: I'm 17
Me: yeah ? so ?
Chriskolak: I'm BROKE that's my 401k plan
Me: well then .,. how do you plan on providing for our progeny?
Chriskolak: ::shrugs:: that's Satan's problem, at least for my first born
