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Jun. 27th, 2001

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck


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Jun. 27th, 2001 09:13 pm (UTC)
Bloodhound Gang make holes in beef!!!!
With a six of Schlitz and the jew brew manischevitz......
I've come to wage battle cause I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle
Cause your pretty when I'm drunk
She looked like a cross between an Ugnaught and Eugene Levy

and then I realized that only Frank Perdue likes thighs that size

Cause life is short and hard like a body building elf
so save the planet and kill yourself
if your feeling down and out about what your life is all about
then hold your head up high and blow your brains out.
Jun. 28th, 2001 12:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Bloodhound Gang make holes in beef!!!!
barbara eden
[in a bottle]
and now I'm gonna


mr. good two shoes
picture the scenario:
your girl blew me
as I blew
your stereo

feel it

Jun. 28th, 2001 01:08 pm (UTC)
Re: Bloodhound Gang make holes in beef!!!!
I need to find a
New vagina
any kind of
new vagina
it's hard to rhyme a
word like vagina
Calven Klein kind of
North carolina?

I think she could sense my desperation
'course its kinda hard to hide a hard on when your dressed like Minnie Pearl

So this pretty little thing comes up and starts kneading my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Shes going on about how she can make all my fantasies come true
So I says even this one I have where Mickey mouse is jackhammering Jesus Christ in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clauses tummy-tum?

She smiled had about as much teeth as a jack o' lantern as I told her how I would wear her face like a mask while I did my kooky dance.
Jun. 28th, 2001 01:13 pm (UTC)
Lap dances _ARE_ better when the strippers crying!
jerkin it to the milk carton



Jun. 28th, 2001 01:15 pm (UTC)
erra table
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